Craig Ferguson thinks that the legal system is 'broken' there are too many frivolous lawsuits. For Ferguson, complaining your coffeee is too hot or that eating french makes you fat is silly. He does think that company losing your pension is much more serious.

Ferguson out that 'satisfaction guaranteed' is a promise that is to fulfil. Such signs should not be taken literally. his son gives him a mug with the slogan: Dad in the World he considers throwing it away case there is a better dad around.

He suggests Roy Pearson for the 'emotional distress' caused by his . He also jokes that he didn't sue his dry but 'burnt the place down'.